I wake up and am bald. My morning routine is the same as normal, but when I walk into the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror, my hair is thin enough that I can see my scalp, almost like my hair is translucent. With a sigh, I say to myself, “So this is how it goes.” Then I shrug and carry on the rest of the morning as a newly born bald person.
When I really wake up, and walk into the bathroom, I am surprised when the mirror tells me that I have hair.
This is why I’m worried after I go to the barber that my hair won’t come back.
This is why it’s always months between haircuts.